Double Date Boogey by Nika

Author's Notes: Hey here's my answer to Tommo and Xita's fan-fic challenge. It involved a double date, legwarmers, Harmony and a funny shaped birthmark. I dished it out in a few hours so it might not be so great, you be the judge. Keep in mind I only have time for public stoning on Wednesday afternoons.

Summary: Willow and Tara go on a double date with Xander and Anya and wackiness ensues.

Tara looked at herself in the mirror for what seemed the millionth time that night. She really wasn't sure that the outfit she wore was working for her. She was wearing a tight short skirt with a big looped belt, knee high leather boots and a curve hugging sleeveless shirt.

Willow looked at her girlfriend up and down with an appreciative stare. "Baby, more than alright you look hot!"

Tara smoothed down the skirt. "I don't know…tell me again why I get this outfit and you get the roomy one?"

"Cause one…you lost the coin toss…and two you fill out that skirt way better than I do." Willow said leaning in for a kiss and groping Tara's backside.

Tara bit her lip and looked down at herself. "I just don't think go-go is really me."

Willow slapped her girl playfully on the rump. "That's the point of dressing up silly. Besides I don't exactly feel at home in this hoop skirt and super tight sweater." She said twirling the wide rimmed skirt.

Tara smiled. "You look cute. I can so picture you dancing the twist or playing with a hula-hoop." She said pinching Willow's cheek.

Willow wagged her eyebrows. "Yeah...well I can't begin to tell you what I picture you doing in that outfit, cause we'd never get out of here." She said grabbing Tara and pulling her close.

Tara played coy and lightly pushed the redhead away. "Feeling frisky tonight? Bad timing honey, Xander and Anya will be here any minute."

Willow traced her fingers over the valley of Tara's breasts "Yes, but the night is long and…" A knock on the door interrupted her words. "Darn it!" She muttered under her breath heading for the door.

Xander stepped in the room in a black and white John Travolta outfit. "Hey girls, so what do you think? Am I staying alive or what?"

Anya smiled and addressed the girls. "And I'm not jealously enraged by those comments because I know he loves me…also it doesn't hurt to know that you're both gay."

Willow rolled her eyes. "OOOK…whatever…you look good too Anya very Flashdancy."

Anya was wearing bright spandex pants, an off the shoulder double -sleeveless shirt, big earrings, sunglasses, orange legwarmers and booty type sneakers. It was very early Madonna.

"Yes I know and I never thought I'd have to wear this outfit again. I even preferred the stuffy 1900's dresses. Although the 80's was an awful time for fashion, it was a great time for revenge. The women on Wall street alone kept me busy all year." She said with dreamy look in her eyes.

The strange looking group piled into the car and headed to the skating rink for their double date. So far the date was going better than anyone of them had expected, maybe it was due to the fact that in those silly outfits it was impossible to take anything seriously. They laughed and sang along with the radio. Finally they reached the skating rink a huge banner hung right by the entrance read: " All Retro night. Outfits 50's through the 80's a must. 200$ Grand prize."

"Ladies, we have arrived. Time to let the ol' wheels spin. I just hope I can get over this Saturday night fever." Xander quipped, Inciting a round of general eye rolling and groaning from the girls.

Anya chastised him "Xander please, no more disco movie humor. There's only so much we can take."

Willow thought > For once we agree woman< "Well let's go in. I can't wait, I haven't been on skates for ages."

Tara was beaming. "I know this is so exciting. I love to skate. I'm not sure how I'm going to do it in this skirt, but still…yay!"

At the mention of the skirt Xander couldn't help but sneak a peek at Tara's shapely form. >What a bod!< He thought adding a wolf whistle in his head.

"You know damn well why Harris, don't make me say it out loud. We're working on me being discreet and you're not helping." Anya countered.

"O.k hunny-bunny ." He said without thinking. >ooops!< He flinched knowing what was coming.

Xander tried his best to look contrite and Willow and Tara giggled at the couple's exchange.

After getting the skates and making the mandatory faces at the smells coming from within the rented shoe wear our brave couples set off to the rink. A medley of music played in the background to keep in tune with the varied ages and costumes. It was an Elvis, Beatles, Monkees, Bee-gees, Michael Jackson, Billy Idol…etc fest. There were people with platform shoes, big afros and bell bottoms, people with greasy kid stuff hair and leather jackets, it was a retro-retro fest for all. There would be prizes given for outfits, skating and a talent contest later in the night and everyone seemed to be having a good time. They we're all oblivious to the danger that lurked, hidden in the shadows. A vampire with a nefarious plan was waiting to make her move on the unsuspecting victims.

In the mean time the gang oblivious to the threat were enjoying a seemingly 'non-Scooby monster fighting' night.

Willow and Tara were skating fairly well holding hands and looking very cute in their 50's and 60's outfits. Tara was more about the speed than the redhead who was beginning to look a little dizzy.

Tara answered with a huge teasing smile and sped up the pace. "Where's the fun in going slow?"

Xander and Anya weren't doing so well on the skating front. Anya was hanging on to Xander for dear life, while Xander desperately tried to keep them both from falling.

"So when does the Fun part of this date begin exactly?" Anya whined while clutching and clawing at Xander's arm.

Xader tried prying his girl's fingers from his aching limbs. "Babe just relax a little and go easy on the arm you're tearing it off…blood…circulation…it's becoming an issue."

Anya glared at him. "Yes, and if you let me fall blood will be a big issue…trust me."

Willow in the meantime was looking a little more than pale. "Honey…if you don't slow down I'm making a non too pretty return of breakfast right on this floor."

Tara stopped and looked at her girlfriend's face. "Oh baby I'm sorry. I only wanted to tease you a little. You're pale. Do you want me to rub your tummy?"

Willow was thankful for the break and started getting some color back in her cheeks. "No it's o.k, just needed a breather. I'll survive."

Just like if it was on cue 'I will survive' started playing at that very second. The girls thought it was so funny they nearly fell, struggling to keep their balance they got in the way of other skaters, two of them being Xander and Anya. Anya not knowing how to stop sort of pushed Xander into the rink wall. He toppled over the railing and his tight white pants promptly split right down the middle. The tear revealed that he wasn't wearing any under wear. The two Wiccans couldn't help but stare , specifically at a point just above his butt crack.

Willow squinted to get a better look "A…smiley face? Yup...it's a smiley face" She declared.

Anya struggled to get up. "This is not funny. Me falling is not funny!" She yelped.

The two Witches laughed even harder and every other passing skater snickered and giggled as they cruised by.

Xander protested loudly " And me having my butt in the air isn't funny either… O.k maybe that's a little funny…but come on stop it."

"Sorry Xander. Why on earth are you underwear-less anyways?" Willow asked still snickering.

Xander blushed from head toe. "I only have boxer shorts and they looked bulky with these white and tight pants." He said trying as best he could to cover his rear end with his hands.

Anya finally managed to stand "Yes, this way he looks cuter and later it's less to take off." She said with a grin flaying her arm, trying to remain in an upright position.

Just then the lights went off in the rink. The Vampire came out from its hiding spot and placed herself strategically on the platform beneath the dee-jay's tower.

The gang stood at alert for any signs of possible trouble. Their Scooby years had taught them that sudden black outs were never good news.

Tara reached for Willow's hand in the darkness and Xander felt something out of place behind him.

Xander whispered "An honey…Is that your hand I feel? We talked about this…not in public…sweetie…hee-hee that tickles."

Anya was baffled "Xander what are you going on about. I'm not doing anything, if it's one of the witches, hair will be pulled tonight." She said in a serious tone.

Before the gang could clear up the mystery of the mystery hand an unholy howl began to fill the room. People were covering their ears as the lights went on and Harmony stood at the platform, proudly torturing her victims by singing at the loudest possible decibel an old Bee-gees song. Andy Gibb turned in his grave listening to Harmony's distinct disharmony.

People whined and cowered in the corners this was too much to take. The blonde vampire's plan to have a little meal on wheels was coming together perfectly. First she would render her prey useless with her voice and then 'buffet time'.

Of course our brave heroes promptly thwarted the evil plan. Willow and Tara preformed a quick temporary deafening spell and advanced upon her, looking for something-anything to stake her with. This time she had gone too far. As soon as the undead howler caught a glimpse of the group, she began to look for an exit. She was sure Buffy was somewhere near and ready to dust her. She climbed up the Booth and crashed through a skylight, escaping the rage of the Scooby gang and Disco music fans everywhere.

People looked relieved that the music threat was gone and slowly began to recover.
Every one looked sort of dazed and a bit disoriented but otherwise unharmed by the experience.

"We've faced monsters and vampires and other un-godly creatures…but that was scary." Xander surmised wiggling a finger in his ears trying to ignore the ringing in his head.

Tara raised a playful eyebrow "Scarier than your birthmark?" the blonde couldn't help giggle. Willow followed suit and laughed.

Anya spoke up thoughtfully. "I believe it was worse than the inquisition and that was not a pleasant time."

"Yeah it was worse than that one time in band camp…" Willow said in a squeaky and unusual tone.

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Double Date Boogey

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