Rating: NC-17
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Authors' notes: This is a collaborative effort between Tony and me due to Tony's
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Grouping: Willow/Buffy/ Xander
Summary: The night of St. Vigeous approaches and Cordy threatens the House of Scooby.
"There is nothing in the chronicles about a-an extraneous lunar cycle."
"The Order never accurately calculated the Mesopotamian calendar. Rupert, you have GOT to read something that was published after 1066."
"Very funny."
"What's the what?" Buffy said as she and the gang entered the library after fifth period. As they sat themselves down around the table Jenny Calendar did a double take when she saw Xander.
"We… er, Miss Calendar has been researching, well, uh, surfing on her computer, a-and she's… Well according to her calculations, Saturday week is the night of St. Vigeous."
"Let me guess, he wasn't big on chocolates and flowers?" quipped Buffy.
"No, he lead a crusade of, of vampires. They swept through Edessa, Harran, and points east."
"And they didn't leave much behind."
"Just what I need, parent teacher night, a vamp crusade, and my own undead wanna be rapist. It doesn't get any better than this." A sudden thought passed through Buffy's mind. "Xander, you said Spike and his gang trash parent teacher night, right?"
"Yeah,"
"But the night of St. Vigeous isn't until the Saturday. Are you sure it's the Saturday?"
"I did the calculations three times." Jenny told the blonde Slayer who scratched her head in confusion.
"Something doesn't fit." Buffy looked at Xander. "What was the Saturday like?"
Xander shrugged his shoulders.
"Nothing special. No great vamp crusade if that's what you mean. Come to think of it, it was pretty quiet vamp wise for a while after parent teacher night. We did kinda take out a bunch of them at the school."
"So Spike and his fang gang turn up on the Thursday, gets a whole bunch of them dusted, and the night of St. Vigeous is a non event."
A light bulb lit above Giles' head.
"By acting precipitously Spike depleted their ranks enough to ruin the night of St. Vigeous."
"But why? If this St. Vigeous thing is such a bad ass time, why attack then? Why not wait until the big night?"
"Uh, Buff. Spike has a real hard on for Slayers." Realizing what he said Xander quickly moved on. "He's killed two Slayers and keen to add a third to his resume. He's not exactly big on patience or ritual."
Watching the discussion, Jenny Calendar wondered what the hell happened to Xander and why he knew so much. She was about to ask Giles when the library doors burst open and Cordelia came stomping in, an angry and determined look on her face.
"OK Xander Harris you perverted sicko! Don't think I'm not on to you little scheme!"
"Cordy! What the HELL are you on about? Did ya use too much hair spray in a confined space again?"
"Cut the innocent act, I know you're using dark magic."
"Dark…?"
"Don't even try to deny it. How else can you explain it? Friday you're a pimple on the student body, then abracadabra! Monday you're the Swiss chocolate of eye candy. Growth spurt my ass! You worked the black magic! And that's not the worst of it. Oh, not by a long shot! You put the mystical whammy on Buffy and Willow so that they're your little sex slaves."
Rising in anger Buffy advanced on Cordy.
"Sex slaves?"
"Oh please! When you and Willow aren't all over him you're all over each other like a pair of sick freaks!"
Buffy lunged at Cordelia but Xander grabbed her held her back.
"ENOUGH!!!!" Giles bellowed. Tears filled Willow's eyes and she ran out of the library crying. Xander struggled to stop Buffy from attacking Cordy.
"XANDER!"
"DAMN IT! BUFFY!"
"WHAT?"
Xander steadied her and looked her in the eye.
"Forget Cordy! Go catch Willow!"
Buffy hesitated for a second, then with a final venomous glare at Cordelia, took after the red head. Xander then rounded on the cheerleader in fury.
"Giles. Explain the situation to Cordelia." Xander stepped up to Cordy, his face just inches from hers. His face a mask of pure anger, hers one of genuine fear.
"We loose Willow again and I'll kill you myself." With that he ran out to try to find Buffy and Willow.
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